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The Muskbox Uses So Many Words to Say So Little
When there’s no room left in the Muskbox…The Bun has been getting awfully wordy in the Muskbox lately. Maybe she’s getting paid by the word. Maybe she found a pocket thesaurus. Maybe she lost her...
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The Muskbox Best Be Ready for Friday!
Did anyone remind Carrie it’s not at Shitty’s?Don’t forget, men and women, that this Friday is the next annual installment of a bunch of us getting together, getting drunk, and bitching about the Cubs....
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The Muskbox Wants a Fatter Third Baseman than Aramis Ramirez
Dan Vogelbach would slather that bun in Sriracha and cheese and DEVOUR it.Normally, when the Muskbox suggests moving a player to third base, that player is left-handed, ninety years old, or plays for...
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Is There a Draft in Here? Or is That the Muskbox’s Icy Stare?
You’re bunbelievable!The Muskbox takes a brief hiatus this week from worrying about who will be the backup first baseman in 2013 to worry about who will be the backup first baseman in 2020! Progress?...
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A One-Question Muskbox
How do you say “Bosio” in Japanese?Carrie must be busily soaking up the Arizona sun. She only had time for one question in this week’s Muskbox. I have two words of advice for Carrie. Wear high-SPF...
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The Muskbox is a Celebration of Chubby Chasers
Did you ever notice that guy’s face looks EXACTLY like a camera?The Muskbox is back just in time for. Well, for whatever. To celebrate Anthony Rizzo’s new (excellent) contract? Nah. To celebrate the...
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The Muskbox is a Commercial
Carrie fits in the Wrigley seats just fine. It’s the bun that struggles.This week’s Muskbox is filled with wonderful Cub fan stereotypes. There’s the fan arguing which bad catcher is less bad. There’s...
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THE MUSKBOX IS BACK! /BEARHUGS A NON-EXISTENT DEAD FRIEND
“And now a selected reading from my upcoming novel, ’50 Shades of Jeff Gray’.”Christmas came early this year, my friends. Dumb questions about the Cubs have gone unanswered for ages. They’ve been...
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The Muskbox Resolves Not to Talk About Uniforms, Immediately Breaks Resolution
“And now a selected reading from my upcoming novel, ‘The Wolf of Waveland Avenue’.”Have you lost weight since the first of the year? Have you switched to e-cigarettes like an utter douchebag? Are you...
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The Muskbox Asks, “What Does the Shark Say?”
And now, a selected reading from The Impotence of Me and Earnest.Is Keith Moreland a secret agent? Are the Muskbox submitters a secret sect of low-intelligence sentient life forms? Does anyone remember...
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MUSKBOX: Well, Look What the Cat Dragged In
It was the best of times. That says something after a 73-89 season.Well, well, well. We haven’t seen a Muskbox for 280 days. Did Carrie take all that time off to compile a series of questions so...
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